ARE THE NEWS A TIME TO SPEND WITH POP CORN AND A COKE IN THE HAND OR NOT?

ARE THE NEWS A SMOKE IN THE WATER SONG?
ARE THE NEWS PRETTY GIRLS A SMILE OR LAUGH, A MOMENT AND A TIME TO SPEND AND WATCH?
ARE THE WORDS IN THE NEWS TO BE SEEIN AND TO BE TOUCHED LIKE NAKED WALLS OF A FAMOUS MAGAZIN?
IS THE NEWS A ROLLING STONE PAGE?